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Gifs that say everything about your obsession with astrology

Astrology is beyond interesting to many of us, so it’s no surprise that we’re becoming a generation of people who are obsessed with astrological signs and how they affect us as humans. From the impact they have on our character traits, to which signs we’re most compatible with, there’s so much zodiac-related reading out there. And we’re guilty of reading it all.

In the same boat? These are all the things you only know if you’re obsessed with astrology…

You ask people what their sign is before their name

OK, so that might be a *slight* exaggeration, but it’s always in your top three conversation topics.

And you’ll totally judge them by their answer

Ugh, not another stubborn Taurus.

You follow more astrology-related Insta and Twitter accounts than you care to admit

From Astro Poets and their utterly addictive tweets, to Sushi Zodiac’s hilariously relatable memes, you’ve left no astrology-related account unfollowed. That obsessive behaviour has us thinking you might be a Scorpio…

And you love a zodiac-themed gift

Whether you’re buying your mate a temporary tattoo of their zodiac constellation or buying yourself a perfume that’s made to suit your star sign, you love how personal an astrological gift can be… even though it applies to one twelfth of the world’s population.

Whenever you’re feeling lost you turn to your horoscope

They always have the best advice.

But if it’s negative you ain’t listening

This is always the moment when you tell yourself horoscopes are silly and you shouldn’t believe them anyway – until they start giving you good predictions again.

Mercury retrograde? Good luck getting you to leave the house

Call me when it’s over, but only if you’re one of my top two most compatible signs, Sagittarius and Leo. Thanks.

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